How to Survive if you're REALLY Broke

Lets face it, it’s a tough world out there and the jobs are limited, especially in this thriving college town where thousands of hopeful students are looking for work. Well I’d like to open your eyes to an alternative to the work force that requires no flawless resume. You’ll get to choose your own hours, and won’t have to worry about the asshole boss that comes with every job.

At this point your probably thinking wow this sounds great.  Tell me more!

Well here is the alternative: collect cans! This is a college town folks, and empty beer cans are plentiful. How else do you think the copious amounts of homeless people in this town make their money? Not only can you make money, but you can also help out the environment!

You can get five whole cents for every can you find! Yes, that means if you can collect 20 cans, you will be a dollar richer!! Think about how much you can buy with that. Keep the cans of a thirty rack and you got yourself $1.50! At that point you have enough to buy yourself a nice tall can of pbr! And lemme tell ya, nothing feels better than the first sip of that beer when you worked hard collecting cans to earn it. Make sure you keep the can too so it can be part of the next batch you cash in.

Before you start your career you need to be mindful that you are not the only one collecting cans out there. You will be competing with tons of homeless people who have this down to a science. But if you hit the right places at the right time you can out smart them. Also, as a college student you have access to all your friends beer cans before they even end up on the street so take advantage of that, you can make money and not even need to feel like a scavenger.

What are you waiting for a career awaits you! Just don'f forget your shopping cart.

Look how happy Ricky from Trailer Park Boys has been since he started this job: