Driven by the promise of a good meal and a good time, three
companions made a journey to the Old North End in search of the rare and
elusive Scibec Sizzler, a half-pound monster and living legend (Voted in 2009 by Food Network as the best burger in Vermont). This was one adventure I could not pass up.
The Scibec Sizzler, unexpectedly resides in a convenience
store called the Shopping Bag. Hungry and tired from our travel we were a bit
disoriented by the inside of the store and even more caught off guard when the
cashier said the famous Scibec Sizzler was only $5.39! The burgers took about 15 minutes to
prepare, but time flies while people watching in the Old North End. While watching locals coming in and out of the
store I found that the popular mode of action is to call in your order ahead of
time to avoid waiting for your order to be cooked. There is no seating in the Shopping Bag, so we made our
way to the waterfront to eat and watch the sunset. Practically the size of my head and piled
high with two type of cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato and onion, the Sizzler
truly is a delicious monstrosity. I ate
heroically, but in the end I was no match for its size. The sizzler may have won the first battle,
but the war is not over. I want a
rematch.
Our Journey was a success. I was very full. I was happy. And it only cost me $5.39.
wow i need one of these suckers asap
ReplyDeleteI introduced a friend to this epic creation over the summer when he came to visit. The normally level headed individual regained consciousness in the curb behind an old woman's cadillac covered in remnants of the delicious beast with no recollection of what happened after the first bite. The best part? That was only the 7th most interesting thing that was happening on the street at the time. You hit the nail on the head with this one Mr. Redox. I do think you should have, in the name of public safety, included a disclaimer such as:
ReplyDeleteUnder NO circumstances should you try to eat this burger 1)while trying to operate a piece of machinery or a motor vehicle 2)while in the presence of a significant other you are trying to impress 3) in sight of impressionable small children 4)if you have had a history of/or a family history of high blood pressure, heart attack, or addiction.
Enjoy your Sizzler and the priceless scenery of the Ol' North End!
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